Windows Sound Scheme Randomizer

Hello, I was wondering if anyone could help me out, or point me in the right direction. I've been looking for some software that randomizes the Windows sound schemes (for example, instead of the same "Microsoft sound.wav" that plays when you log into Windows, it would randomly play from a set of 2 or more randomly picked sound files). I did find Win Sound Randomizer 1.0 on web searches but no matter where I get the file, it says there are "files missing" when I try to run it after installation--I have Windows XP Pro SP2 on two machines here and both have the same problem. I found another one (I think) but I have no desire to work around the UI by reading in Turkish . Can anyone help? I'd greatly appreciate it.