XP Error Messages

000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything

001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly

002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)

003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?

004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error

005 - Long File Name Error; Disk Erased to Make Room for Filename

006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash

007 - Future Error Encountered; Please Load Pervice Pack 3 for Error to Continue

008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy

009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors

00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered

00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement

00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time

00D - User Error; Idiot Not Found

00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize

00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors

010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead

011 - Yahoo deleted; You Must Use MSN

012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated

013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down

014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue

015 - Error Message Deleted

016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error

017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused

018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations

019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue

01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted

01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted

01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota

01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here

01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....

020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember

021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error

022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything

 

After receiving errors contact MS Tech Support

 

I didn't know they were that good.
http://forum.majorgeeks.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

 

This tickled me,not sure why others were better

 

Reminds me of the "fix" in Microsoft Update for an error that won't be encountered until IE7 is released. Are these related??? LOL.