yellow shorts

since i have been away for 8 months or so....who has the yellow shorts???

 

I think they disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

man i really wanted the shorts shipped to my house

 

But what more appropriate fate for Bermuda shorts?

 

thats true... they where very very very gross looking....

 

they were just electro glow yellow shorts, im not sure why everyone made such a big deal about them other than they looked pretty sill on.

 

That's the big secret! *grumble, grumble* I know where they are and where they are being sent next, but....guess I need to make a call and start nudging again...or maybe a swift kick in the arse would work...I have long legs..wonder if I can reach that far

 

A translation....Star loaned them to NASA for testing of a new radar system. The shorts won and they think they are from an alien race and they quarrantined them. Due to budget cutbacks, there is no one to sign the papers to issue papers to be signed to sign for the release.






















(none of the above is true, except they were originally from an alien race)

 

Um. Pardon a newbie, but what're the yellow shorts?

 

Ahh, okay. That's...a little strange, I suppose.

 

I think the UK members may be subject of the yellow shorts curse!

The yellow shorts were the subject of a lot of grief of the former owner. His photos were posted with the cursed things...

 

well i want the yellow shorts

 

Donated? I gave those yeller shorts as a token of my appreciation to Star for getting me my title, and he carelessly tossed them to the wayside, not even bothering to try them on. (voice raising to hysterical levels) I gave him a small piece of my heart, and he stomped it all over the ground! I'm still hurting here, and no one cares to ask how this affects me. ME! What about ME?

No, they weren't donated, it was just a really sick present to send to the only person I knew would really really like them.
Todd seems a bit obsessed with them, so that's why I didn't send them to him!

 

No, you're wrong....



































....that's a LOT strange!

 

You've got to set higher goals in life, Todd. If you aim too low, you're liable to shoot yourself in the foot!

 

Hey Eric, do you still have the picture of you playing hockey in those shorts? That's what started all this in the first place.

Post it if you have it.

 

it was truly disturbing...those shorts where.... its too late to wear them as a halloween costume

 

i know one thing if they show up here there will be a hazmat team opening it up and if it passes there test i am going to send something to who ever sent it my way and trust me you will not like it anyone ever had road kill bwhahahaha

 

You mean this one? (I'm an idiot for posting this picture again.....AN IDIOT!)

 

I think he looks cute.

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Yep, that's the one. And you're NOT an idiot. Just not terribly fashion conscious.

 

there are only three words for that picture-

Wrong Wrong Wrong

 

Ohhhh, so that's what a "slick biscuit" is... Been wondering since Star mentioned it.

 

i forgot how bad they actually looked....

did cindy buy you those

 

Well, that's the OTHER meaning of it

 

Yeah,, but you hadda say that.

 

No, I did not.

C'mon Dale, admit it. You think he's cute too


...always calling him "Gorgeous" and "Beautiful"

 

Ah, yes....yes she did...er, ah, for a present, er, for my birthday....and I ah, have this belief, er, about accepting a gift when it's given....

 

Cindy! I can't believe you! After all the grief I've endured over those shorts, the many times I wanted to throw them away, burn them, torch them, and you begged me to keep wearing them. After the ridicule I've tolerated from everyone here, and not once did I let on that it was YOU who bought them for me, YOU who liked them on me, YOU who made me wear them! And finally, when someone asks ME (NOT YOU, ME!) if you bought them for me, and being an honest man, not one to lie, I had to come forth with the TRUTH, and then you turn on me. I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, and this is how you repay me?
























Well, now, because of this, everyone must suffer. Wait til they see my next pair of shorts!


Mwahahahahahahahaha!



.

 

Careful Eric. You're starting to sound hugely henpecked.

Or maybe just obsessed?

Nope. Definitely henpecked.

Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

Revenge isn't always sweet.

 

Relax Eric. You look cute.....really.


<Eh!, eh!>

In fact you may start a new fashion trend - in something.

Far, far be it for me to mock. (gag!) It wasn't me, honest. <chuckle*>

 

You mean these?

 

Oh man!!! Wayyyyy to early in the morning and only half a cup of java down before that one hit my eyeballs lol

Cute butt tho

 

As no one seems to know exactly where the "yeller shorts" are, I submit the following gleaned from secret recording of conversations in the NASA break rooms. AbbySue is using them as a sleeping cap, that is why her hair is always so blonde, and it saves star 17 money!

 

That would also expalin why she doesn't want the realtors coming round in the morning without advanced notice