yo mama

gimme the best yo mama jokes

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

 

I am sure there is another thread like this but I am not going to look for it nor am I going to post in this one

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mam so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch

OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSS

 

yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

also there is a thread like this? darn.

 

Yo mama is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a new phone company

yo mama is so dumb someone said it was chille outside and she went out there with a bowl

yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and sh*t out skittles:-D:innocent

 

stealing this form Bo Diddley and my youth


Yo Momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink


it was funny back then LOL

 

Yo Mama's so fat, whenever she goes out, people keep mistaking her for a telephone pole, and chase after her with staple guns and "Have You Seen This Cat?" posters.

 

Okay, I'll play...

"Yo Momma is so fat, that every time she walks down the street, she keeps getting hailed as a bus!"

"Yo Momma is so ugly, men keep following her home at night - To vomit on her!"uke

"Yo Momma is so fat, when she bends over outside, everyone thinks it’s a total eclipse!”

 

yo mam so dumb she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so old she used to sit behind jesus in 3rd grade (sorry if that offends anyone,if it does let me know)

 

Yo Mama is so fat, Google doesn't have enough resources to list her!

 

Yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the midwife smacked her mother

 

yo mama so dumb she tried threw a rock at the ground and missed