You Ever Wonder

You ever wonder what would be a good topic of a thread that would get people posting and socializing?

Pick a topic people. I don't get in here often and would like to socailize before I have to log out.

 

How about finding/posting something worth a laugh. No politics allowed. It's been grim enough lately. I'll start:

Gotta Love a Drunk

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push. Not a chance." says the husband. "it is 3 o'clock in the morning. He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that? ask the wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push, he answers. "Did you help him?" she ask. No I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashame of yourself !" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes a reply from the dark. "Where are you?" ask the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

 

LOL. Smart chauffer!

 

Trouble at the Elmo Factory

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor and they are beginning to pile up and at the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."

 

LOL that's too funny. Thnx alot I really needed a good laugh.

 

ROFL. Bazza