You know you love em... Idiot email of the day!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Major Attitude, Mar 13, 2005.

  1. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    Thats right, this not only didnt email the author, he could not find our emails so he used our submit form... Sigh..... Here it is:

    "I have been using SpywareBlaster for about a year. I was notified that there was an update. I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES TO PROPERLY RECEIVE THE UPDATE TO SPYWAREBLASTER, BUT IT WOULD NEVER COMPLETE PROPERLY. I Have sin cebeen using the older version of SPYWAREBLASTER, but I will be changing to another product soon since SPYWAREBLASTER is such a PAIN IN THE ASS to get updates applied. Free or NOT free, there is a nonsense point you cannot go beyond, It's only American to state so. "

    And the always friendly response from me:

    "Its only American to be so rude and obnoxious when you have a free program designed on someones own free time to protect you and have you complain when you cant get what you want. How truly sad on your part. First off, were not the author, so you wasted your breath, though I suspect the author would be less kind then us or simply delete this crap. Next up, uninstall it and re-install it.

    There is no FREE alternative and certainly nothing as good as this, so uninstall it, it costs no one a thing but your own security.

    Good luck, try and get some sleep, perhaps a women or some alcohol."
     
  2. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    Offer him a 100% refund of the purchase price. It's the right thing to do. ;)
     
  3. Strogg

    Strogg 5-Star Freakin' Geek

    no, 300% money back with interest:D

    well, you'd have to expect at least one aggrivated dumb person online to do something like that. always an enjoyable moment reading these and wonder how people can sit around and deal with this day after day as a profession. sheesh!
     
  4. Robster12

    Robster12 The Horse Whisperer

    ahahahahahahahahaha!


    I don't know how others feel about these posts, hahahaha!

    But I love them! Truth is stranger than fiction!

    I swear!

    It's always "our fault". If somebody's hard drive fails, heck, blame the isp, why not? It must be their fault. If you can't figure out how to work your computer, blame some message people somewhere. Ah!

    It amazes me how far out people can be. This communication was obviously NOT a joke! People really are that stupid! How do they negotiate life situations? How do they manage to live day to day? :rolleyes:
     
  5. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    Good advice but which one first, woman or alcohol? ;)
     
  6. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    Depends on what the woman looks like.....
     
  7. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    Oh, good answer!
     
  8. Fw190

    Fw190 Lt. Anti-Social

    yes, but alcohol doesn't make her any prettier, it just makes you not care :)
     
  9. frazzled

    frazzled Keeping the peace

    better go with the alcohol...just in case.....
     
  10. Robster12

    Robster12 The Horse Whisperer

    hahahahahahahaaha!

    For some of us.....

    We might want to give HER some of the alchahol first.

    (Just in case)

    Hahahahaha :rolleyes:
     
  11. Norby

    Norby Private First Class

    They say the girls all look pretty-er and closing time,,,,, :p
     
  12. frazzled

    frazzled Keeping the peace

    i have no doubt that some us guys look better to them after a few also....delusional I am not
     
  13. Evc31680

    Evc31680 Lou Ten-Ten

  14. Greyhound

    Greyhound Sergeant

  15. MellowMan

    MellowMan First Sergeant

    we should pitty the mentally deficient :eek:
     
  16. Fw190

    Fw190 Lt. Anti-Social

    I disagree, we should beat them about the head with large sticks.
     
  17. CLarKEY

    CLarKEY Private Epilepic Seizure Inducer

    i just ask god to smit them...........j/k......they just arent as informed as the rest of us give them time if they are really into computers they will figure it out.........but in that guys case prolly not i bet he doesnt
     
  18. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    It really does'nt matter what you say or do. Idiots with computers will always outnumber the 'polite and willing to learn' by 10 to 1
     
  19. wrequed

    wrequed Corporal

    I, to this day, can never figure out why the cust emails support complaining that they can't recieve any email.. :confused:

    So I respond (VIA email) to call the help desk for support..


    -=wrequed=-
     
  20. tux2460

    tux2460 Private First Class


    I know a sysadmin who got an e-mail from one of the users stating "I can't send or receive e-mail." He said it took all his will power to not respond with "Yes you can." The reason he didn't is because that user would complain about heaven not being perfect. :mad: Then mention their father was head of the city council or something like that. :rolleyes:
     

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