Your favourite quote/s?

English football fans are least troublesome in the world,its just a small 85% that spoil it for everyone else - Rory mcgrath

 

From the Flinstones movie.
" In the buffet of life, there are no second helpings." (Fred)

From Homer S.
"What's the point of having a gun for protection, if you have no-one to protect."

(From the Marge anti-gun episode.)

Bazza

 

That Simpsons episode was on last night.

An even better quote,

Homer: "Marge, guns aren't a weapon, they're a tool".

 

Classic,I can just picture him turning the TV over with his pistol

 

Simpson quotes.

More, and some Homer classics.

 

Thanks Insomniac, love those Homer classics. Bazza

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"Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets your buddy who runs slower then you . . . "

 

LOL this is too funny lol
abri

 

Something like virus?

 

'640K ought to be enough for anybody.' (Bill Gates, Microsoft, 1981.)

 

One of my favorites:

It isn't what folks know that gets them into trouble, it's what they know that ain't so.
Mark Twain

Never attribute to malice where stupidity will suffice.
Not a clue, but always good to remember.

 

"Just accept the fact that somedays you are the pigeon,
some days you are the Statue.".

bazza

 

Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is
possible.
~Cadet Maxim, USMA, West Point, NY

Time.. alas.. there is no way to recover lost time, but you learn to make use of what is left once you realize what you have lost...
~Yvonne Hugli

To know someone here or there
with whom you can feel there
is understanding in spite of
distances or thoughts expressed
that can make life a garden.
--Goethe

Life is like a grindstone - whether it grinds you down or polishes
you up depends on what you're made of."
--Unknown

 

''everything tastes good on a cracker''

 

love that one GT. if i had to have a philosophy, that would be the one. aloha

 

this is just so much like my cat.

 

I hate cats.

When you feed a dog, it looks at you and thinks, here comes God feeding me.

When you feed a cat, it looks at you and thinks, I must be God, he's feeding me.

 

Graveyards are full of people that wanted just one more day.
Author Unknown

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
Theodore Roosevelt

We are all living in the gutter, but some of us are looking to the stars.
Oscar Wilde

 

"Why Didnt Lifes Problems Hit Me When I Was A Teenager and I Knew Everything"

 

is bush really that dumb or does he think we are all dumber then him?
quote by me talking to my mom
if, if's were a 5'th we'd all be drunk
quote by one of my friends (or drinking buddies everone needs a drinkin buddy )
a date has been set for the start of our troops returning home i beleve that day is election day
tonight show jay lenno ( i can express how (sic) to my stomic it makes me that connan obrian is going to take his place when jay is gone thats the end of great late night t.v.)
if i could do what a cat could do i'd never leave home
quote by every man on earth lol
welcome to earth
will smith i.d. (bad actor great line)
there is a really funny line from (the ringer jonny noxville aka THE JACKASS)
but it's kinda out of place so i won't say it sence it's about jesus but i highly recomend the movie it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
HU?
everone that lives in my house that has to be the most said word in my house along with what did you say? (who knew an ipod would damage us this way ) p.s. it might help if we took off our headphones
did you hear keth ritcherds fell out of a coconut tree
just about anyone and that is still funny as f!ck!
do you have an extra smoke i can get?
bumms on the street ans. no sorry i only got 20 in this pack mabe next time
eric was in the kitchen! eric was in the kitchen! eric was in the kitchen!
my oldest kid (for about an hour ) what sucked was eric was SLEEPING!

anyway im a LITTE drunk so if this dosn't make sence delet this pleas but i had a laught writeing it lolololol
great thred who ever started this



slipknot

 

and i forgot
"I did not have sextual relations with that women"
bid willy clinton

p.s. it's almost nauty typing clinton tee hee lol

 

here is another one
god created liqure so the irish woldn't rule the world
i can't remember who said it but there was something on this in a "family guy"
show i was lmao i love family guy and futerama and robot chicken) seth green is a twisted evil funny little man

slipknot

 

"Individual liberty is individual power,
and as the power of a community
is a mass compounded of individual powers,
the nation which enjoys the most freedom
must necessarily be in proportion
to its numbers the most powerful nation."
John Quincy Adams Oct 1822

I saw this on a VFW sign, I stopped the truck and wrote it down.

 

The three laws of construction;
1) Beat it to fit.
2) Paint it to match.
3) Bury it under dirt.


On women;
Women have three attributes, sane, attractive, available. You only get to pick two.

 

Best Sleep Positions ...
(don't know where these are from)
abri

 

Yes, one of my recent goals. Getting beyond senior member. LOL!
However, "Corporal" ...
<considers new thread ... "What do Corporals do?">
abri

 

Crappy stuff that Sergeants don't wanna do . . .

 

Oh, dear, we've crossed threads. There are cats in the Quotes and now this!

okay, here's another quote:

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

abri

 

Cmon guys keep this a quote thread

"It seemed like a good Idea at the time" Everyone

"God perfected man in his image,then made woman to F$CK with his head" unknown

I dont know this guys name,I wrote what he said down a few nights ago from a documentary I watched on the Vietnam War,I liked it as it bolsters the importance of democracy even when were expected to shut up and go to war

please excuse my punctuation

 

Isn't that analogous to "Crap flows downhill"?

 

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Albert Einstein

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein

 

I read a really interesting piece on "public education" and if it was to be believed, it really is a miracle if curiosity does survive.

As fun as this week has already started out, this quote sums it up;
"Ο Θεός, ο Θεός μου, γιατί έχει εσείς εγώ;"

 

"Keep yer stick on the ice"

Red Green

 

Tranlated by Babelfish to:
The God, my God, because it has you i

uh ...
hmmmmm.
abri

 

God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Babelfish does ok at some stuff, really bad at others.

 

LOL
It didn't look right!
hahaha
abri

 

It's quite alright. I'm just waiting for the next hammer blow right now.

 

will it be a claw hammer?
abri

 

Only if my cat figures out how to use it.

 

" . . . By protecting religion and government from each other, and by directing the energies of the citizens toward trade and commerce, the American founders created a rich, dynamic, and peaceful society. It is now the hope of countless millions all across the world."

From "What's So Great About America?" by Dinesh D’Souza

 

The one I use for a signature...

and as a famous American once said.....
"It must really suck to be you!"
Keith to Shane after Shane said that he had run out of beer!

 

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
- Albert Einstein

 

Along the same lines.

"It is better to be thought a fool, that to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."

 

Burgle-Flickle...

No Making up words...

 

Great goodly moodly...

 

From the new Dr. Who, started again on OZ TV last night.
"Trouble's just the bits in between."

 

hawaiian proverb - 'never judge a day by the weather'