Your Local "Screwing with teenagers"

Sooo.. the story goes like this.. My mailbox was targeted for termination several times over and so I just ended up getting a P.O Box. Then my newspaper box was targeted and thusly removed from my premise many times in the past 3 months.

Well, being the person I am, I decided I wasn't going to go after them.. nay. I was going to have just as much fun as they are with me..

So, the other day at about 1:30 am, and after about 3 bottles of water, I went outside and pissed all over the post (not the box, just the post) and this morning when I went outside, the little bastards had taken it and I just stood there and laughed.. and smiled and said.."Righ back at ya, ya little bastards.."

 

thats awesome. Glad to hear ya sticking it to em, what would have been funnier was you stake it out and piss on them while they take it.

 

@ Kodo--So,,, I guess you're the one who leaked this story???

 

lol. leaked.. I guess you can say that

 

Bland, bland, bland. I would have pissed on it, then electrified it.

Bonus!

 

How's your spleen Jimmay!!

@Adryn... I don't like to mess with electricity.. I like it when it works to my favor.. Light switch up, light comes on.. down =off etc.. but I'm likely to zap my shit if I go tinkering with the buzz buzz that nature provides. I was just never very good at it.. perhaps it stemmed from getting shocked pretty bad when I was about 8. lol. ...Jim, shut up and go make ma coffay with your fandazzle coffay machine..

 

Before I was a teenager, I use to screw with them in the woods.. I use to hang out in this area that was real nice to run around and play in the woods.. It had a few trails and things, and we'd play "guns" which evolved into hunting with BB guns, and then the real thing, you know.


Anyhow, the ATV's started to take over the place, and the kids on them were always causing trouble, and making it hard to have fun, so we started making "false" paths through the woods, where they'd end with a sweeping turn, and a 2 or 3 foot high tree laying across the path..

pretty soon, the ATV's were either disabled, or elsewhere, but we got the area back.. LOL

 

this thread isn't about you... it's about me.. stop hijacking it silly teenager..

 

LOL the thread title is very misleading then. Alright, you win, I'm finished anyhow.. By the way.. I haven't been a teenager in a decade. LOL

 

I was being sarcastic.. carry on.

 

CP's Car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBhxflJn95I

 

that's ok... I peed on your web server

 

zomg!! classic times.. sans cow bell .

 

no.. it didn't hit the screen door.. it hit his deck.

 

A CP & Kodo, I thought i was nut's rolleyes

That's some funny stuff :-D

right in the pancreas :-D

 

Figures - would explain some of the recent connectivity issues we've been experiencing....

 

Ah, mailbox baseball. We've ended up bringing the box in when the mail is delivered.

On the other hand, replacing the top of the post with a spring is fun. Or the one-two box trick.

 

You could always put a spring loaded snake in the mailbox so that way when they opened it they would pee themselves. Just don't forget to take it out in the morning unless you know your postman very well. ;-p

 

They don't actually open it, just drive up alongside and hit it with something, like a baseball bat (hence the name), or a golf club.

The one-two box trick is actually taking the largest size mail box the post office allows, and the smallest one. The larger one is set up right and some concrete is poured. Just enough so the little one won't hit the door. Then the little one is placed in and more concrete goes around that, until just before it'd interfere with the door. Allow it to set then mount. When they hit that with the bat...