Please help!: Non-stop malware on my laptop! Tenths of infections!

I should begin with saying, that my laptop:

Is cracked all everywhere other than the top left of my screen and am using an external monitor with wireless mouse and keyboard. I mention this because that's the only way I can boot up.

When the computer says "Windows has shut off unexpect..." And thats all I can read. So through trial and error, I go 'UP' 3 times on the arrow keys, then press 'Enter'. This usually boots it up.

BUT for some reason when I hear it boot up all of the sudden it turns off. Like right before it goes into the Windows log in screen.

SO again, thorugh trial and error, I found that disconnecting all of the USB plugs along with the DVI monitor plug, THEN boot it up, it works.

After that when I see it in the login screen through the part of the laptop screen thats not cracked;
To use the mouse, speakers, keyboard and monitor, I have to put the laptop to sleep, THEN plug all of the external connections, So when I boot the laptop from sleep it FINALLY brings my to my desktop.
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Now that we got the "How I boot my laptop" portion of the problem out of the way:

I immediately went and purchased "Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware" from their official site. After running a quick scan...NOTHING AGAIN!
Which is impossible, since I'm getting redirected constantly, and my computer shuts off out of no where with battery full. All this while the CPU is clocking at around 80%-100% all of the time!

SO, I purchased a lifetime "SUPERAnti-Spyware Professional" subscription.
And with that, MAN did it find SOO much infections.

I then heard from my tech-whiz friend that ComboFix is the answer.
So after he downloaded it to my desktop.

He shut of all programs and windows, including turning off internet connection.

When ran the program, the ComboFix progress bar started loading.
After it was full it then disappeared.

Then we waited, and waited, then waited some more.

Finally BLACK, And the lovely 'Blue Screen Crash Dump' flashed and graced my screen.
This wasn't on just one occurrence, he and I tried ComboFix MULTIPLE times.

All with the same ending, Crash.
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So he suggested some other program thats similar if not better in most cases:
'SDFix'

So after downloading & installing 'SDFix'.
I ran the 'RunThis.bat' from it's program folder.

It said you're supposed to run 'SDFix' in 'Safemode'
by pressing F8 and moving with the arrow keys to highlight the 'Safemode' option before boot up.

BUT if you remember previously, I can't see anything if it's not on the 1 square inch on the top left corner of my screen.

So after finding out 'SDFix' is unable to run during normal mode,
AND that I can't run 'Safemode' due to the circumstances:

I tried searching how to run 'Safemode' from 'Normalmode' when restarted.

And found out from BleepingComputer (which didn't respond to my post)
That theres this Using the System Configuration Tool Method


BUT theres a warning:

Basically saying that if you use this method to run 'Safemode' that your malware may be so advance that it will not let you boot up.
Leaving my computer constantly attempting to boot up in 'Safemode' and restarting. If that would happed, the only way to fix it is to boot it from a CD which I can't do since I need an external monitor to see. :banghead


I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! :cry
PLEASE HELP!
I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. :heart


THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, AND FOR YOUR TIME ON THIS POST!